On Farting

When you fart, there is a chance that a dimensional person actually has their hands inside of you with fields/waves/particles and they are actually the ones making the sound. They actually toot the sphincter. This is true in my case.

I have said 'excuse me' for so long after almost every time I fart that I am going to change it up and try either, 'fuck you', 'damn you', or lastly 'thank you'.